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Posted by:: aquacow :: 19 Jan 2007 10:28 am

I AM 12 UNIQUE SHADES OF PINK

Happy Friday internet, happy Friday next update is as always NEXT Friday (not the movie). Things are fairly run of the mill in Delightfully Evil land also known as the nutmeg state. That’s right I just appropriated the whole of Connecticut as Delightfully Evil land...that’s just something we’re all going to have to learn to deal with. I normally address the population that read my comic with the adorable and incredibly alienating nomer of “internet.” I’ve come to realize that is far to impersonal. You’re reading my wildly successful (read: dying in obscurity) incredibly progressive (poop jokes) webcomic! We’re practically family! Heck I’d say a good 1/12 of the people reading this actually ARE my family( fact: 2/5 of my dog reads this comic...have fun doing that math internet)! To this end I’ve decided I need a much creepier pet name for you all. From this point hence forth I shall refer to you all as the Legion of Delightfully Evil or LODEs for short. Don’t like it? Deal with it you lodes of crap...or loads...if you want to use proper english and lets face it you probably do.

So members of THE LEGION I feel like I should be doing more with these news posty things and thus I’m introducing the feature called “Things That I Think Are Awesome
And You Might Too (Maybe).” I’ll pretend I debuted this last time I updated and the first things that is awesome are my paintings ( http://theaquacow.deviantart.com/ ) which means we need a second thing that is awesome. This could prove to be a challenge as I occupy 65% of the awesome-mass of this or any dimension. Alright LODEs without further adieu:

Things That I Think Are Awesome And You Might Too (Maybe).”: Part The Second, Comics:

Dr. McNinja is one of the funniest comics on the internet, period. The writing is always insightful and witty, utilizing it’s strong characters and outlandish situations to a degree of proficiency that was once only thought to be capable of zen masters. Rather than a typical gag strip or even a story driven comic Dr. McNinja is published in web “issues” that rock more face than...a face rocking....store. Hey give it a rest I’m tired! Go check it out for yourself you won’t regret it! http://www.drmcninja.com/

See you NEXT FRIDAY! Same bat-time, same bat-channel.
Song of the Moment: Beirut “Scenic World”

Posted by:: aquacow :: 12 Jan 2007 12:15 pm

From the mouths of BABES

Greetings oh Internet. Merry 2007 to ye. It’s 2007, how bananas is that? I remember watching the Pete and Pete new years special in 1994 and being sad that 1994 was over and I could never top the masterful experience of my third grade year. I was wrong, it got radder. So updating today huh? Crazy ain’t it. Delightfully Evil will now be updating once a week form now until forever (seriously.) Dudes I’m not even kidding for once. I have a buffer, a desire to draw, and tons of strips written. This hasn’t happen since 2002. Check back every Friday for a new Delightfully Evil strip. Also as I promised months ago you can check out my art work here
http://theaquacow.deviantart.com/ . Later boys and girls of internet land, see you crazy kids Friday same bat-time same bat-channel.

Posted by:: aquacow :: 22 Dec 2006 06:52 pm

INVISIBLE SOLID

NOTE: I just uploaded six comics onto this site so it's caught up with it's sister over at Drunk Duck, TALLY HO!


I’m back Internet! It’s winter break and...stuff! “But Mike” you say “You haven’t updated since August, that’s 4 months!” Sucker it’s closer to 5 months try rounding internet! I win again internet, I win again. So I finished the semester and it went fairly well, nothing too terribly challenging, I discovered “the mysterious animal” I will also never clarify what that means if you ask. I think I should probably just set a “I don’t update during the school year law” You may notice I update every break but never during school. It doesn’t take a cryptologist to figure out that pattern. Anyways Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Krazy Kwanza, and a happy winter solstice conga line dance party fun time to our wiccan friends who happen to live in the caribbean. Even I don’t know what I’m talking about, don’t worry.

Posted by:: aquacow :: 04 Aug 2006 10:45 pm

WE'RE MONKEYS! WE'RE MONKEYS!

Greetings to all my unsuspecting victims!

I am not Mike, the genious behind this comic. Mike is currently incapacitated. I am his ever loving girlfriend, who supports him and loves him and generally serves as a plaything for him to make fun of.

A few random tidbits of thought to enlighten or otherwise disrupt your day: mudpies, theaters, york peppermint patties, offspring, ace of base, that thing you do, cassettes, RPMs, motorcycles, diaries, pen pals, gushers, beauty and the beast, barbies, Aqua, lunch box, kickball, hopscotch, etc.

That's all I have to say about that. Oh, and go outside and take in the nature around you. It's beauuutiful!

WE'RE MONKEYS!

Posted by:: aquacow :: 04 Aug 2006 12:01 am

OH SNAP

GO read the comic!!! All i've been doing is reading knife of dreams, playing viewitful joe, drawing shit, and eating ginger snaps. i defy you to find a better existence and worse grammar! back off internet you don't know me!

Posted by:: aquacow :: 02 Aug 2006 11:54 am

Rocking the Kasbah!

August HO! Hey internet I am back from both bonaroo and my job working at a summer camp, needless to say I was out of commission to the max...the month of July is like my kryptonite. Speaking of kryptonite don’t see superman returns it sucked more than a 5 dollar hooker with a dirt devil on max. Anyways where was I? There are many many stories both from camp and from the ‘roo...all of which will be told at later dates. Camp was wonderful, it’s always a joy to work with such a caring and talented staff and teach such bright kids. The kids were great this year, the staff was excellent this year, camp was bats out fucking insane this year. Stories to be told in long drawn out form at a later date and news posts are as follows: A.) Stories from bonaroo B.) Stories from camp and C.) Stories from Hanover. As of now I am tired as balls internet and who’s going to judge me for going to eat some meatloaf and reading my new book? Is it you internet? IS IT? I DON’T THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THIS. Updates within the week on drunk duck and daily if i remember upadtes here, Stay Classy.

Posted by:: aquacow :: 10 Jun 2006 12:54 am

Whoa!

SO BUSY LATELY INTERNET. Some nights i come home so late and i forget i even have a comic...or to capitalize i's. but seriously. like carpitalization and spelling for that matter nuts to them! I have all the comics done i just forget to post them. there will be a lack of comic postings for a week or so, my friends are home, my girlfriend will start work soon, and i'm going to bonaroo music festival. SO NO TIME INTERNET NO TIME. I'm out stay classy and read on homies!

Posted by:: aquacow :: 03 Jun 2006 11:06 am

AAAAAAAAH

Internet! I’ve got nothing to say! The storyline rolls on like the rolls of fat from your cheetos! PUT THEM DOWN. It took pictures of my paintings yesterday soon I will PUT THEM UP. I’m starting a new comic about the NES game Duck Hunt. It’s the worst idea ever but you can’t PUT ME DOWN. Stay classy jive suckers!

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